Potty Talk

I just returned from a trip to Asia
and 
this is the kind of picture you'd expect to see:

not this, right?

I'm sure a therapist would have concerns about me-
but I'm fascinated with  modern Japanese toilets.

Specifically the TOTO brand
The one above had English labels (unfortunately it was at the end of the trip).

There's a lot of detailed instruction to read, 
luckily some of it's illustrated.

below

The problem:

In public bathrooms with multiple stalls, polite Japanese women were discretely flushing while taking care of business if other stalls were occupied.
 Big waste of water:  

Thus this solution:

the etiquette button

A hand activated motion sensor plays a recorded water flushing sound.

note: instructions also in braille.

I'm told this does not exist in the men's bathrooms.

My hotel room control panel:

it does EVERYTHING!

heated seat, exhaust, air freshener

yes I pushed all the buttons

And if you're shopping in Japan with children

you're in luck

Is this genius or what?

a flip down kid seat

of course a kid holder and changing table 

with instructions 

of course

 But if after all this you still prefer the old way,

it's still available.